After living in america for ten years i have developed the allergies and it SUCKS DICKS

worldwar2chainz:

wergwergwerg:

worldwar2chainz:

2 + 0 + 1 = 3

only nerds will get this :P

no it equals 0 because 2 + 0 = 0 and 0 + 1 = 0

2 + 0 does not equal 0

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

bangs8:

Happy Father’s Day to my dark as SHIT fadda. Your stupid ass genes made me dark as charcoal n I reminded everytine I look in tha mirror thank daddy

andrewhurleys:

what she says: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what she means: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lzbth:

why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole

boneluvr69:

the fact that someone who can hit a ball really well with a stick or throw a ball really well gets to go to college for free so they can hit a ball with a stick or throw balls for 4 years pisses me off so much

k1mkardashian:

#pray4quinetta

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

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illkim:

We in the club poppin’ bottles